Foorape Cleaning Activity

It is a common misconception that the foorape is allergic to cleaning activities. However, it is an activity that most foorapes prefer to perform in the darkness offered by the night. Still tripping on the foorape hormones of the foorape hotdogy party, A-man and S-man cleaned allmost the entire Nature Friends clubhouse. They used every physical ability available to them. They used their tongues to clean the tables, their hair to scrub the floor, and their asses to clean the toilets. In daylight, the foorape only cleans in the absence of humans. This is a strategic move, aimed to deceive the ladies who assume that the foorape enfooronment is as pleasant as it is on its own. This is not true ofcourse. The foorape treats his enfironment with respect. Below some rare daylight pictures of foorape cleaning activity.

The foorapes in the President regressing to more primitive lifeforms

The Foorapes actually do Sporting Stuff

Yes, a foorape needs to uphold his physical condition. The foorape body, exquisitly designed by the Big Foorape is a remarkable example of evolutionary adaption. After a lifelong exposure to extremely hazardious conditions - gass fumes, oil residues, biochemical warfare induced by the foorape body itself - a foorape develops a slight tendency towards the obese. The foorape, counscious of the detrimental effects of excessive weight puts himself to a hard boiled regime consisting of daily inhuman physical torture. This drive for activity is a direct consequence of the foorapes' preference for the ladies. A foorape knows what the ladies like and the ladies like the foorapes. At least up to the point where their well-oiled bodies are up to the task to give them what they need. Which is as has been repeatedly confirmed by the Foorape Fanclub - pleasure. With this in mind, the foorape resorts to what humans frequently call sports. The foorape never considers a sport a sport. A sport is merely a modality of fooring. Dresscode and everything are therefore required during every activity of the sort.

The Foorape on the Foor

The foor is a concept which probably originated in medieval Antwerp. It might be a medieval concept, but it has evolved throughout the centuries to find it's modern equivalents. As one can observe, Antwerp is the place where little foorapes are born. From a young age allready, foorapes are being trained en masse on the Antwerp Sinksefoor.

Our foorapes, including Z-man, A-man, S-man and Chevy man (unfortenately J-man was not present at this incredible foorfest) foor everywhere. Simple playground objects are transformed into objects fueling their testosteron thirsty brains. Som observations below.

A comprehensive list of where and when to find an Antwerp foor is included below.

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Stad Antwerpen Sinksenfoor: 3 juni tot en met 9 juli Steenplein - julifoor: 11 juli tot 30 juli Steenplein - augustusfoor: 11 augustus tot 23 augustus Zuiderdokken - kerstfoor: afhankelijk circusexploitatie Groenplaats - kerstfoor: 2 december tot 7 januari 2007
District AntwerpenSint-Andriesplaats - voorjaarsfoor: 18 februari tot en met 12 maart De Coninckplein - voorjaarsfoor: 18 maart tot en met 9 april Sint-Jansplein - voorjaarsfoor: 18 maart tot en met 9 april Luchtbal - paasfoor: 1 april tot en met 17 april Offerandestraat - paasfoor: 29 maart tot en met 17 april Dageraadplaats - paasfoor: 15 april tot en met 7 mei Offerandestraat - 1ste braderijfoor: afhankelijk van winkeliersvereniging Kielpark - zomerfoor: 24 juni tot en met 10 juli Linkeroever - zomerfoor (F. Van Eedenplein): 15 juli tot en met 30 juli Abdijstraat - braderijfoor: afhankelijk van winkeliersvereniging Offerandestraat - 2de braderijfoor: afhankelijk van winkeliersvereniging Dageraadplaats - najaarsfoor: 30 september tot en met 15 oktober Lange Stuivenbergstraat - najaarsfoor: 28 oktober tot en met 19 november De Coninckplein - najaarsfoor: 28 oktober tot en met 19 november Kielpark - najaarsfoor: 28 oktober tot en met 19 november Sint-Jansplein - najaarsfoor: 25 november tot en met 25 december Offerandestraat - kerstfoor: 20 december tot en met 7 januari 2007 Abdijstraat - kerstfoor: afhankelijk van winkeliersvereniging
District BerchemGroenenhoek - carnavalfoor: 4 maart tot en met 8 maart Singel - meifoor: 28 april tot en met 28 mei Groenenhoek - zomerfoor (Zillebekelaan) 16 juni tot en met 25 juniGitschotellei - braderijfoor: afhankelijk van winkeliersverenigingDriekoningenstraat - septemberfoor: 8 september tot en met 10 september
District Bezali Berendrecht Solftplaats - voorjaarsfoor: 29 april tot en met 7 mei Zandvliet Botermarkt - zomerfoor: 8 juli tot en met 16 juli Berendrecht Solftplaats - zomerfoor: 26 augustus tot en met 30 augustus
District Borgerhout Karel De Preterlei - Gitschotelwijkfoor: 18 augustus tot en met 23 augustus Turnhoutsebaan - Reuzenomgangfoor: 16 september
District Deurne Arena - paasfoor: 8 april tot en met 19 april Wim Saerensplein - districtsfoor: 21 mei tot en met 26 mei Ruggeveld - districtsfoor (Y. Maquinaylei): 27 mei tot en met 31 mei Gallifortlei - jaarmarktfoor: 11 juni Gallifortlei - bevrijdingsfeesten: 8 september tot en met 10 september Parking Keteleer - bevrijdingsfeesten: 8 september tot en met 10 september
District Ekeren Kristus Koningplein - carnavalfoor: 4 maart tot en met 6 maart Kristus Koningplein - jaarmarktfoor: 28 april tot en met 3 mei Driehoekstraat - Ekeren - bossenfoor: 12 augustus tot en met 15 augustus Kristus Koningplein - septemberfoor: 16 september tot en met 20 september
District Hoboken Kioskplaats - meifoor: 29 april tot en met 7 mei Kioskplaats - septemberfoor: 9 september tot en met 18 september
District Merksem Sint-Franciscusplein - kleine foor: 17 juni tot en met 25 juni Tuinwijk - zomerfoor (Laaglandlaan): 5 augustus tot en met 8 augustusSint-Franciscusplein - grote foor: 26 augustus tot en met 3 september
District Wilrijk Bist - lentefoor: 13 mei tot en met 28 mei Bist - zomerfoor: 5 augustus tot en met 16 augustus

Foorapes to the Party

Perhaps, above all else, the foorape is a party animal. As can be observed parties always implie MORE. A choreography which seems especially designed for these occasions. Any establishment will do. No place is excluded from the vibes these primates generate throughout their movements and biochemical signals. Their irresistable moves have allready led to te establishment of an internationally organised fanclub consisting entirely of women and little children. The latter hoping to become a foorape themselves, one day, in a not too distant future.

Any establishment will do but a foorape wouldn't be a foorape if he didn't have some kind of preference as to where this party should preferably take place. Observers have noted two extroardinary spottings of over-the-hill-hyper-fooring-foorape parties. One of which was held in an unknown little camping site somewhere at the side of one of the most backward, shabby little roads in France. This party, which started as a family occasion soon evolved to an orgy which even the most hardboiled atheist would call blasphemous. Not so for the foorapes and the ladies. The foorape credo we give the ladies pleasure, they give us joy was taken to extremes. For reasons of copyright and child protection some materials have been deleted. Nevertheless, some of the more deprived porn sites have made attempts of publishing, only to find out that there servers burnt out in a timespan of milleseconds.Other interesting observations have been made in the ancient urban area of Carc-ass-on. A medieval city, prone to medieval behaviour.