donderdag, oktober 19, 2006

Foorapes to the Party

Perhaps, above all else, the foorape is a party animal. As can be observed parties always implie MORE. A choreography which seems especially designed for these occasions. Any establishment will do. No place is excluded from the vibes these primates generate throughout their movements and biochemical signals. Their irresistable moves have allready led to te establishment of an internationally organised fanclub consisting entirely of women and little children. The latter hoping to become a foorape themselves, one day, in a not too distant future.
Any establishment will do but a foorape wouldn't be a foorape if he didn't have some kind of preference as to where this party should preferably take place. Observers have noted two extroardinary spottings of over-the-hill-hyper-fooring-foorape parties. One of which was held in an unknown little camping site somewhere at the side of one of the most backward, shabby little roads in France. This party, which started as a family occasion soon evolved to an orgy which even the most hardboiled atheist would call blasphemous. Not so for the foorapes and the ladies. The foorape credo we give the ladies pleasure, they give us joy was taken to extremes. For reasons of copyright and child protection some materials have been deleted. Nevertheless, some of the more deprived porn sites have made attempts of publishing, only to find out that there servers burnt out in a timespan of milleseconds.Other interesting observations have been made in the ancient urban area of Carc-ass-on. A medieval city, prone to medieval behaviour.

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