vrijdag, oktober 20, 2006

The Foorapes actually do Sporting Stuff

Yes, a foorape needs to uphold his physical condition. The foorape body, exquisitly designed by the Big Foorape is a remarkable example of evolutionary adaption. After a lifelong exposure to extremely hazardious conditions - gass fumes, oil residues, biochemical warfare induced by the foorape body itself - a foorape develops a slight tendency towards the obese. The foorape, counscious of the detrimental effects of excessive weight puts himself to a hard boiled regime consisting of daily inhuman physical torture. This drive for activity is a direct consequence of the foorapes' preference for the ladies. A foorape knows what the ladies like and the ladies like the foorapes. At least up to the point where their well-oiled bodies are up to the task to give them what they need. Which is as has been repeatedly confirmed by the Foorape Fanclub - pleasure. With this in mind, the foorape resorts to what humans frequently call sports. The foorape never considers a sport a sport. A sport is merely a modality of fooring. Dresscode and everything are therefore required during every activity of the sort.








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