dinsdag, juni 26, 2007

Foorapes go Pimpin' Style

Yo Beeeeaaatch - Foorapes can go pimpin'style too. The presence of these beeeaatches made sure of that. After being invited by the notorious she-pimp Bresterella for a try-out of her new crew of foornicating pleasure-officers, our friends were glad to provide these ladies with the best man-juice a foorape has to offer.

The process of hooking up with one of Bresterella's renowned pleasure girls is not as easy as it seems. This particular redhead - nicknamed Suckerella aka the pornonised gnome of Antwerp -triggered a tsunami of hormones in this particular foorape. Normally, this would not pose any problems. The hormonal levels of a foorape body exceed any known parameters ever since the invention of modern science. However, the particular combination of hormonal fluids that this female seems to trigger results in an unprecedented sexual confusion inside this foorape's brain. Observations below.


Of course, the hormonal imbalance does not show at first. But after a few moments things become quite shocking. This foorape allmost became a man-whore himself - gruesomly abusing his godly foorape body in ways no human should be allowed to witnes. Hormonal imbalances on the side, foorapes and beeeaatches are tolerant creatures. While some are enjoying the bodyly pleasures of a foorape/pleasurelady collision, other foorapes focus all of their foorse on a decent game of Poker.

The contestants are a close match and even Borat shows up to participate in the game.





2 opmerkingen:

Anoniem zei

i is soorrie i was not there to foor with the foorapes.
i had to attend a tupperwear evening. nice to see, people wearing tupperwear!

anyhoe, i will be there next time, with my pokerskills and i will bring my manly friend, who is a beast when it comes to poker. he will pluck you all empty!

c'ya the next time.
me love you longtime!

kus
tha notorious arzzz

Anoniem zei

Urrrrgh - did you say upperwear --- - come to butthead

Butthead

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