Digital Opium for the Foorapes

Not all Foorapes will be able to go on a holliday this year. Corporate pressures, personal agenda's and the mind-numbing rhytm of oul-infested wrist watches are maliciously employed to destroy the foorapes for once and for all. Of course, this is nothing new, and the power elite will fail in their futile attempts to defeat the foorse, once again . But this summer, the powers that be, have designed a particular cunning strategy. They finally understood that foorapes are not a-technological at all. They use vehicles such as the President, worship beer-tapping devices, and even use the internet. As soon as the Anti-Foorapes Commission (AFC) - consisting of Multinational CEO's, WTO-members, IMF and World Bank scum - realized that the Foorapes are becoming increasingly successfull in promototing their lifestyle to the general public, they pannicked. All the signs were there: increasing birth rates in foorape-infested areas , decreasing criminality levels and plumetting suicide statistics all pointed in the same direction. The balance in the foorse was about to be restored. This would undermine the whole basis of the consumption/fear/exploitation based 'global village'. So the Anti-Foorapes Commission (AFC) had to look for a solution. And they came pretty close.

Click: http://www.sloggifun.com/

Their strategy was two-fold. On the one hand they needed to control the Foorape's movements by means of a socio-financial attack on his life-style. Boycotting Foorape jobs and income wherever possible, the possibilities for a traditional foorape summer diaspora were severely restricted. Some escaped, but others, like the unfortunate A-man, were chained to their desks for the entire summer. This is where the second part of their satanical plan kicks in. Following the old formula of 'opium for the masses', they designed a 'digital opium for the foorapes'. Websites were designed to create a digital bond between the Foorape and his personal computer. These sites are being sponsored by multinational corporations such as the sexist Sloggi-company and an international initiative that aims to replace actual bars by virtual bars.

Click: http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/

Both initiatives demonstrate how well the Foorapes have been studied by the AFC. They hit them on two of the main pillars of Foorhood: love for the ladies and love for beer. We strongly discourage any foorape to visit these websites more than once a month. They contain a frustrating amount of nudity in combination with pseudo-interactive communication. Observe the sites below. However, Foorapes should be warned as both sites have been proven to be extremely addictive.