maandag, mei 28, 2007

mono de ferria

The foorse has made its first victim in Spain. A young dude, named Paco Serrano, was foolish enough to let the foorapes into his house. His own genetical make-up made him particularly vulnerable to the viral infection which altered the human genome to create the new breed of foorapes. The difference between the orignial Paco Serrano (picture above) and the present one (picture below) is simply astonishing. His own parents do not recognize him anymore. Walks in the parks of Madrid while this foorape is in town are of great danger to simple humans for the term 'wildlife' has been redifinied by the actions of Serrano. Paco will spread the foorape virus untill Madrid is completely contaminated by (1) dragging his arms in an apelike fashion over the floor and (2) coppulating with the local vegatation in a desperate search for a human foorwef. May the foorse be with him and may he find the foorwef he's looking for.


PACO SERRANO BEFORE FOORIFICATION

PACO SERRANO AFTER FOORIFICATON

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