Foorapes on a Spanish Diet

The Spanish foorape Paco Serrano knows how to please his Belgian and French palls. Approximately 15 minutes after the foorapes crashed into the centre of Madrid (they were thrown out of the cockpit after they got their ticket to the ten miles high club from the aeroplane personell), Serrano took our friends to this blisfull place. No hotdogs or Bicky's in Madrid, but those Spanish dudes do make up for it.

Walls of dried meat. Who could ask for more ... .By lack of Bicky's and hotdogs, Spanish foorapes have adapted themselves to a new way of life. They invented the concept of Tapa. A category of food that consists mostly of fried, baked and raw meat. Vegetables are exclusively used for decorative purposses. It allmost seems as if Spanish foorapes don't believe in vegetables at all. They call it 'owlfood' one of the worst cursewords in the foorape lexicon. For the owls are the foorape's worst ennemies. One exception though: green peppers that set the foorape's ass on fire. A fire that proves to be an extra stimulant in the Madrid party scene.