Nostradamus, the evolution of man and the end of history

Being a foorape I care not for the future nor the past. My existential motives lie in the nanosec that is the now. Not what has been nor what will be matters for the foorse. The mind of a foorape, assuming that can be spoken of a mind (as it will be seen that this term is an underestimation of the capacities of a foorape), is concentrated on means relevant to reach his postulated objectives, which can be defined as : 1) consuming beer that is the fooroil lubricating the inner foorse, 2) adapting foorse through a field generated by the President, 3) gathering with other foorapes to enhance the foorsefield and to contaminate ‘humans’ and 4) checking out female forms as seen in che. Matters not interweaved with the foor above are irrelevant and will be ignored by a foorape like filth on skin. This said I repeat that I care only for the present. But that does not mean I have no knowledge of who we are and where we come from. This writing will focus on the where the fuck are we going component. No historical book will enlighten you, reader, with what will be revealed. It is what we foorapes always have known and what ‘humans’, aside from members of the foorfanclub, will fill with the tremble of a foorfart. We commence our quest for the all revealing truth with a man possessing the same foresight as Paul Muad’dib himself: Nostradamus. He is known for predicting the two world wars, the empire of Hitler and 9/11. I now know for certain that he has foreseen the coming of the foorape. In the year 1561 Nostradamus wrote following lines:

“In the century of the two mill one,
all will adopt the four,
a wind will be a shaver of men
and as corn will emerge from its hole,
all will know
it is the time of the four.”

It is obvious that Nostradamus has seen that mankind is about to be foored. It is the inevitable consequence of evolution. First there was the ape, than there was the homo erectus and hence the human. As other scientific articles proove, nucleair warfair was practitioned and the homo foorectus was born. In the near future all ‘humans’ will gradually transform untill they have reached the metastate of the foorape. When it will take place is not known. For certain is that it will take place. Gradually man will transform as his brain degreeses in volume and makes way for a metaorgan known as the foorenator. It is a unique combination of highly developped cells with multipurpose. First of all it functions as a receiver for foorse-elements transmitted by the president. It reinforces these particles and thus provides the foorape with sufficient energy to fullfill its purposes. Secondly a signal is transmitted to detect all female che-forms and to communicate with other metahumans, from now on known as foorapes. By transmitting foorparticles ‘humans’ will be contaminated and their minds will gradually melt away. It will be inevitable and the dawn of men can allready be sensed as this site grows more and more popular. The end of history is near.

And then my friends
You will all be foored!!

a 'human being' as it is about
to be foored

the result after foorification: a foorape is born