A foorape can survive about fourteen days without consuming a burger. It is not advisable to deprive him too long from this fundamental food. It has been established as a solid fact that the foorape will devour anything in his proximity if the situation requires him to.
Nevertheless, this has profound consequences for his physical constitution. One of the main reasons for the fact that foorapes are so thinly spread, is the lack of certain chemical compounds in human food such as vegetables, fruit and other goory stuff. Since the dawn of the foorhood, the foorape could rely on nature for his survival. Due to global warming however, certain flora and fauna have been lost forever. This lead to the famous worldwide foorape famine of 1983. Fortunately a Dutch burger company managed to rescue a few seeds of a rare plant: the florabickyfaunalogicus. After initial stages of genetical enhancement of these seeds, testing and probing, results were achieved. The Bicky Burger was born and the surviving foorapes were rescued. Unfortunately, the company thus acquired a monopoly on the Bicky extracts which made the foorape entirely dependent on Beckers ltd. (see
http://www.bicky.be/) for his very survival. The foorape, of course, detests dependence. That is one of the main reasons that the foorape - if possible - will stuff himself with Bicky Flesh, Bicky Sauce, Bicky Ognions and so on through every bodyly opening available to him. Some observations below. Also included is the Bicky Buddy, a cunning marketing device devoloped by some slick Becker marketeers in an attempt to increas the likeability of this heartless compagny. The foorapes are not fooled. They will not rest untill the florabickyfaunalogicus is publicly availailable in every garden, public park and refrigerator in the world for once and for all.
Nevertheless, this has profound consequences for his physical constitution. One of the main reasons for the fact that foorapes are so thinly spread, is the lack of certain chemical compounds in human food such as vegetables, fruit and other goory stuff. Since the dawn of the foorhood, the foorape could rely on nature for his survival. Due to global warming however, certain flora and fauna have been lost forever. This lead to the famous worldwide foorape famine of 1983. Fortunately a Dutch burger company managed to rescue a few seeds of a rare plant: the florabickyfaunalogicus. After initial stages of genetical enhancement of these seeds, testing and probing, results were achieved. The Bicky Burger was born and the surviving foorapes were rescued. Unfortunately, the company thus acquired a monopoly on the Bicky extracts which made the foorape entirely dependent on Beckers ltd. (see http://www.bicky.be/) for his very survival. The foorape, of course, detests dependence. That is one of the main reasons that the foorape - if possible - will stuff himself with Bicky Flesh, Bicky Sauce, Bicky Ognions and so on through every bodyly opening available to him. Some observations below. Also included is the Bicky Buddy, a cunning marketing device devoloped by some slick Becker marketeers in an attempt to increas the likeability of this heartless compagny. The foorapes are not fooled. They will not rest untill the florabickyfaunalogicus is publicly availailable in every garden, public park and refrigerator in the world for once and for all.
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