hotdogification

Even the most low-pitched foorape party requires efforts under which the human body would simply desintegrate. It is unadvisable for any man, woman or child to stay longer than 27 minutes at a foorse-hotspot without the necessary precautions. Fortunately, by trial and error, foorapes slowely became aware of this fact. It is for this reason that 500 hotdogs were ordered, prepared and mostly eaten during this incredible foorfest.

A great deal of people believe that the word 'hotdog' is not meant to be taken literally. The foorapes know better. During the famous foorape famine of 1908 during which the seeds of the rare plant florabickyfaunologicus were destroyed, the foorape needed to resort to other foods. The practice of 'hunting' however, was not something the Big Foorapes had in mind, when he so exquisitly designed the foorape body. The foorape simply lacks every form of aggression. His hunting techniques are therefore limited to putting a piece of bread on the floor, hoping to lure an innocent annimal. When these animals approach the piece of bread, the observing foorape uses all of his foorse to kill and mangle the animal into a satisfactory amount of Wieners. In a last spasm, the unfortunate animal empties its blather and pisses on the grass. Hence the name 'sauerkrautz'. The destroyed plants or 'sauerkrautz' are included in the hotdog formula. Since the foorape strives to maintain a balance in the enfooronment, he cannot bear to leave the piece of bread on the floor. This would be an example of waste, unworthy of the foorape. So Wiener and bread were put together as a hotdog. Below, one can observe the prey before it was hotdogificized.

his might all seem to be disgusting to someone who hasn't eaten an original foorape hotdog yet. Nevertheless, below the sceptics may observe the delighted facial expressions of human fanclub members.

During the foorape party, humans try to foor their beer with hotdogs. After a night of fermentation, this results in odours irresistable to the foorape sensory system. This beerified hotdog or this hotdogified beer is every foorape's cup of tea.

By the way, foorapes are not the only animals who appreciate the freshly hunted Wieners.