Every foorapes is connected to the foorse. There is a powerfield which connects the entire planet and every fooring object, person directly to every Chevrolet, Rammstein Record and beer can. However, this foorsefield is not always in a state of equilibrium and it is the task of every individual foorape to do everything within his power to maintain the balance in the foorse. If however, an imbalance occurs, this can have several reasons. Occurances such as, (1) too much exposion to girly reality TV, ugly chicks, in-depth conversations, (2) isolation from other foorapes, (3) slave labour at deskjobs, (4) going to bed before dawn, (5) alcohol deprivation, and of course (6) changing clothes more than once a month, will be registrated by the foorape brain. This sixth sense, has developed itself throughout evolution as a self-protecting mechanism to defend human society as a whole. If a foorape senses a disturbance, fooring hormones will be released everywhere within the foorape brain. The chemical reaction triggers behavioural effects and feromones which contaminate non-foorapes as well as other foorapes themselves. The non-foorape will acquire a temporary state of foorness, thus adding to the balance in the foorse.
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Why do I have the impression that all of this is written by a high intelligent and intellectual human being ?
Why do I think that this human being, the Z man, starts early morning to write and write and write and write.
Z-man, we want pictures. Nudity. Or some clothes on. Maybe better.
And why I wanted to participate in that movie ?
Well, why not ?
Ps wonderful blog.
Well, what can I say. I can only thank you in the most humble way for your exquisite comments. You are officially the first to give us this kind of feedback. May the foorse be with you and those you love.
Sincerely,
Z-man
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