Well, what can we say ... the ladies just love the foorapes. Even though appearances might suggest otherwise, the foorape is - like any other primate - a social creature. Especially when it concerns the ladies. This becomes more obvious if one notices the fact that there is no such thing as a female foorape. For reproduction purposses, the foorape is entirely dependent on the availability of female human specimens. It is for this purpose - and this purpose only - that the fore-ape is allowed to leave his dresscode at the Chevy. Because foorapes know what the ladies like ...
Yes, the ladies just love being touched by the foorapes, their raw, manly odour triggers a wide variety of love juices within the human female body. As can be observed, the foorape is aware of this, and does not neglect the necessary training required to become a master not only in fooring, but also in luuving luuuuve. For training purposes only, the foorape surrounds his natural environment - the president - with pictoral representations of the human female sexe. In the company of women then, the foorape shows an unexpected 
quality, as a master of the tender arts, he is committed to provide the human female with pleasure impossible to attain in a physical encounter with a mere human specimen. Unfortunately, the foorape is not monogamous, but the pleasure he provides lasts for more than a life time. No grudges on the part of the ladies. We give them pleasure, they give us joy.
As this picture clearly demonstrates, not only the ladies, but their children too, prefer the company of foorapes over other lifeforms. The foorape triggers parties wherever he goes.
His vibes resonate everywhere he goes. It is therefore unclear whether the festivities observed are mating rituals, offers of deep human gratitude or exlamations of sheer joy instantiated by the presence of a foorape. We will probably never know ...
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